The way you get an airplane is to drive the 5-year-old Bronco

Authentic Dennis Rodman Jersey I’ve been told that I have, by CT scans, that it’s like the brain of a 40-year-old, Jones said in 2013, according to NFL.com. … The guy really did not know it was me. I was there anonymously. He said, ‘And so I just wanted to come down. I saw your chart. I know how old you are. That part is really impressive.’

Jones has likened Jason Garrett’s performance as the head coach of the Cowboys to holding two handfuls of JELL-O, and he explained his decision to let DeMarco Murray go with an interesting metaphor.

And I said you can’t have it all, Jones said. The way you get an airplane is to drive the 5-year-old Bronco.

There are so many entertaining Jerry Jones sayings that we couldn’t possibly include them all. But in honor of his Hall of Fame induction, here are a few of our favorite categories of Jerry Jones-isms.

Things were a bit rougher after his surprising trade to the Seattle Seahawks, and they took an ugly turn with a career-threatening knee injury. Torn patellar tendons are nothing to mess with, which guys like Victor Cruz and LeCharles Bentley learned the hard way.

Yet, we probably shouldn’t have doubted Graham in the first place — he came back from the injury without missing a beat. With his contract expiring after the year, the Seahawks haven’t made any indication as to whether they plan on keeping the 30-year-old around.

If Graham does hit the open market in 2018, he’ll almost certainly be the best free-agent tight end available even with his advancing age and injury history.

Some of the NFL’s biggest names will be playing out the final year of their contract in 2017. How they perform this year will go along way toward what kind of payday they can expect next year. SB Nation is taking a closer looks at the stakes for each player.
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— August 4, 2017

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